Happy Billionth Birthday to Our Pawtastic Dad!!

 

PLEASE JOIN US IN WISHING OUR DAD

THE HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS!!!!!

LEVI: Dad, thank you for getting up EVERY MORNING at 3am (when you have your alarm set for 4am during the workweek and when you have NO alarm set on the weekend). You hear me barking for you to get up and you jump out of bed to tend to my "needs."

THANK YOU for taking me outside a zillion times a day whether I have to do my business or not!!! 

THANK YOU for appreciating that I NEVER have a bowel movement when Mom takes me out, I ONLY save them for YOU!!!

THANK YOU for DRIVING me to my most FAVORITE spot to have a bowel movement when you feel the weather isn't appropriate for me to WALK. I have my own POOP chauffeur service!!!

THANK YOU for not getting mad at me when I try to attack the evil remote control, your briefcase or whatever NEW jacket you are wearing.

THANK YOU for sitting on the couch with me so we can stare at each other for hours on end.

THANK YOU for driving me to the park for walks, even when I just want to bark at every dog within 5000 feet of me.

ROARY: I went last because I am soooooo easy Dad that I don't think you appreciate it!

THANK YOU for helping to clean my litter boxes, I save the nice sized "pieces" for you.

THANK YOU for the times you drive Levi to daycare or to board him. It is the only time I get ANY peace and quiet around here!

THANK YOU for cuddling with me whenever I can FINALLY get you away from Mr.High Maintenance Glamour Boy!!!

THANK YOU for allowing Mom to feed me 50 times a day when you tell her "He has had enough." Thankfully, Mom doesn't listen to you and that's why the Vet wants me to lose weight.

LEVI AND ROARY: Thank you for being the BEST DAD ON THE PLANET!!! We love you and appreciate you more than you know! MOM FEELS THE SAME!!

HAPPY, HAPPY BILLIONTH BIRTHDAY DAD!!!

Love from Roary, Levi and Mom too!!!